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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

BOARD EXAM ESPESYAL

Looking back.

2 months pre-boards… quotable quotes galing sa inyow! patok ba ang mga tips???

- dear doctors, I see dt your tired, I tel u,drop yourbooks and rest for a while. Why worry too much about the fight? Smile. :-)… be confident! All you have to do is to prepare well and be in the examination rum… Then, against d 100 questns dat tried to destroy u, there I’ll stand and rescue u. Passing the BOARDS requires not ONLY ME nor you but rather ME and you. Do your best and I’ll take care of the rest. Your examiner, GOD

- PRAYER BEFORE STUDYING: Lord, true source of light and wisdom, grant me a keen sense of understanding, a retentive memory, and the ability to grasp thing correctly. Grant me the grace to be accurate in my expositions, and be able to express with thoroughness and clarity. Be with me at the start of my work, guide its progress, and bring it to completion. Amen

- Mahirap talaga mag-aral..lalo na kung dka sanay.. ngayon ko lang to ginawa buong buhay ko, haha!

- Eto expert na sa pagtunganga! Kaw nu na? pang top na ba? [me: dream on] hehe.. napapraning nako.

- Watz up? Did u guys went to prc?Hw was it? Toxic? Damn! My rqts r stil in process dat registrar driving me nuts my name in my TOR is crap! Mispelled! Stil 2 w8 for 3 days 2 receive that damn TOR!

- Hay naku. Gusto ko lng ishare imbiyerna ko kay _____! Mgpapapicture kmi ngayon. Nkt-shirt b namn! E pano kung di pwede walang collar. Katwiran ba naman, meron naman damit dun sa studio. E pano kung wala. Take the chance dw sa prc bka pwede wala collar. Stupid idea d b… Ano ba naman yung magpalit, less hassle d b. in the first place, dpat nakaplan na nakapolo sya. Iaasa nya sa chance. Stupid stupid stupid. At sya pa mainit ang ulo. OA.

- Would u believe na sinabihan ko ng bullshit yung isang staff s prc?

- Simula p lng kasi, pinapagalitan n nla mga tao. E HINDI NGA ALAM ANG GAGAWIN E! Sabi nya sa mic, kmi na nga daw ina-assist nagbu-bullshit pa. Hello! Ano sya volunteer! Trabaho nya kaya yun. Kung may sistema cla eh di mas madali…

- Tip dw. Read brs physio tables on page 3, 14, 35, 40, 43, 55 and receptors page 40.

- Ngbreak kami kunyari and may I iyak iyak in front of ___ and ___. Kakahiya nga eh…Tigas kasi ng ulo namen. Cnabi na nga na wag makikipag-break kasi magboboards. Pero ok na kme. Nsstress lang cguro sa boards.

- Tips sa prevmed exam..read on family medicine. Last yr daw 30questions lumabas from it. Tpos some toxicology questions daw r incorporated in ALL subjects.

- Hay naku, nakaaral ka na ba upper ex ng ana? Nakakaasar sya. Almost whole day ko na inaral ang ulnar median nerve. Tpos bigla sa last part page sa snell, iba na sinasabi. It doesn’t make sense!

- Uy aral ng aral…nakalimutan nyu na me bate…huhu…belated hapi b-day 2 me…. Waaaaah..ang totoxic nyo….cge lng review review… [SORRY TLGA ROMER!]

- Board updates: Memorize myeloproliferative dses, criteria for sle, and criteria for rheumatic heart dse. Pls. pas.

- Review update: review psychpharma, spcly, d antipsychotics, memrize serotonin receptor subtypes, drug rxns & advers effects. Pharma exam is really going to be very hard.

- Waaah! Nakakasuka!

- Waah! Ako din naloloka na!

- ANNOUNCEMENT!Pls pas.. Mga frends, narelease na pala ng PRC yung mga room assignmtss med boards. For the following initials:

A-G: Boracay

H-L: Dakak

M-R: Siargao

S-V: BoholW-Z: Baguio

Woohoo!!!

- Correct ka. Nd tlg kasya s sched. Kht yung 1st aid, hindi ko na alm san isisingit. Hanggang ngayon ng-sasalvage pako ng mga hindi ko p nababasa. Ewan ko n tlga.

- Grbe ako dn! 3 subj backlog ko sa 2nd rdg. Dinadaan ko n lng sa dasal. Kc kalat2 pa sa utak ko yung mga nareview ko.

- And the LORD said “Everything is possible to one who has faith”… (Mark 9:23) God bless you…


- Guys e2 totoong review nap o ahh, tom huh fri as erli as 8am game na tau d2 smen apart sa roof top. I bot monoblock table kc, den may 3 benches tyo..We nid this review tlga….

- Nagconfirm for 2m.. bobsigretz, filing sexymich, hotmama reah, bigbutt bet and longlegged MP [nyeh!]…kitakits bring enaf money so dat fud will overflow.

- Basa lng ng basa! Tpos manuod ng bleach, meteor garden at makinig kay Dave matthews! Winner! God bless!

- PHARMA: anti HIV 15%, CNS 5%, CA drugs 15%, antibacterial 5%, antipsychotic 15%, renal 15%, cardio 15%, the rest derma.

- Attractive ka ba? If no, wag ka na magreply. If yes, i-text mo saken lhat ng enzymes at ang kani-kanilang complete amino acid sequences mula glycolysis, citric acid cycle & electron transport chain. Include political, social, cultural impact on the religious aspect of the humanitarian phenomena..=P

- MP ano nga ulit yung mga amyloid ekek? Ung AA, A beta, etc.?

- MP! Lapit na! super nagccram pko! Hay naku. God bles tlga!

- Dr. Noche chair ng board. Sumali sya sa paggawa ng halos lahat ng subjects. Bka hiyild daw respitract ana, BA, pedia sx,Embryo remnants, immunology – fwd lang

- Hi MP! My gosh! May socy person na nagpakonsulta saken 2nyt. Taga PRC yung asawa! Ndi ko tiningnan bka kasi hindi ako makapagboards. Hehe. Pinaantay ko sa kuya ko..

- Gud am friend!Lapit na ng exam! God bless po! I know ul mke it cz God is behind ol yourefforts. Fight the battle, run d race & keep d faith! Im always with you in prayr! [thanks Cezy=)]

- Ako din im bad with directions nakakaasar nga, ayaw magpapasok. Last thing we want eh magkaligaw-ligaw.

- Lord dis is d big day! D most awaited day since day 1 of r medlyf. Pls bles dis person wd wisdom and ryt judgment. Thank u 4 making 2day a day of triumph! Amen! [thanks jaki! It worked!]